Catfights On The Rise In Boston For No Apparent Reason
I have never seen or heard of girls fighting over anything other than boys.
In more trashier neighborhoods I have actually seen a mother and daughter get into it over the mother’s boyfriend checking out her daughter.
Almost as a rule, girls are either fighting over a boys dick or a boys attention.
Nothing else seems to matter.
When dudes fight, it could be over anything.
You try walking up on two guys fighting and try to guess what it is over.
We fight over winning a bet, losing a bet, or making a playful joke that ended up being a little too funny and got everyone else laughing.
We fight over losing a race, winning a race, stepping on someone’s shoes, you get my point, the choices are limitless.
That’s why girl fights are always sexy.
They are always fighting over us.
The power of dick can have best friends fighting because she caught her boyfriend looking at her friend unbeknownst to her best friend and things could jump off.
And let’s face it, girls rolling around all over the floor is sexy too.
The only problem is that girls don’t know how to fight. They fight to fight the fight to end all fights.
they try to gauge each others eyes out and literally rip the skin off a girls skull.
For guys, its not that damn serious. All we want to do is bruise your ego a bit. Show that although we might not be the alpha male, we are a hell of a lot closer than you are and leave it at that.
"In the Boston area, girl-on-girl fights have grown so intense that girls are even getting into the habit of caking their faces with Vaseline so that girl’s nails will slip off their faces and tying their tresses back so that girls can’t get a handful of hair on the way to school."
Girls, well I wish it was that easy.
Since girls only fight over dick the only way to make sure that the threat is eliminated is to disfigure her for life and make sure that no man with two eyes would ever want to set eyes on her again.
That is why I believe wholeheartedly that Women’s Prison, in terms of insanity probably makes Men’s prison look like Plato’s Republic.
You might be saying to yourself, “but Nkrumah, where is the dick in a women’s prison? You said women always fight over dick.”
Oh there is dick in a female prison, its called the prison guard. And what makes prison so off the hook is that there is like one male guard for every 800 female prisoners.
If you really want to unnerve yourself imagine what they would do to someone like Jessica Alba if she ever walked into a women’s correctional facility knowing full well that once the guards get one good look at her then any attention and perks they were enjoying from the correctional officers will dry up faster than 80 year old pussy.
Yeah, I know. It wouldn’t be pretty.
In the Boston area, girl-on-girl fights have grown so intense that girls are even getting into the habit of caking their faces with Vaseline so that girl’s nails will slip off their faces and tying their tresses back so that girls can’t get a handful of hair on the way to school.
The Metro Boston Transportation Authority reported on September 26, 2005 four fights were reported on that day alone.
``When males fight,'' Transit Police Lt. Mark Gillespie said, ``they fight and it's over. When girls fight, it's an automatic audience.