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100 Man Poll
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Michael Richards is Done
If I were a betting man I would say that anyone that could pull "upside down from a tree with a fork coming out of your ass" that quickly is probably a racist. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com.
Americans Finally Fed Up
Again, they gave this election to the Democrats. Democrats didn’t win it.
This was a vote against Bush not for the democrats. We can’t lose sight of that. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com.
TUESday, November 07, 2006
Voter Intimidation: Same Ole Tricks, Same Ole Results
Bookmark this article and in two years on Election Day come back to it and read it again.
Sadly, it will still be relevant. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com.
Moby: I Hope My Kids Are Gay
Moby doesn’t know another other straight guy outside of himself that don’t rape women?
If he doesn’t then maybe he should get out to more places than just gay clubs. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com.
People, Just How Far Does Dubya Have To Go?
And the Democrats would sit there and let them do it because, well, they are pussy and that is what pussy does.
It sits there and waits to get fucked.
Do I sound bitter? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com.
FRIday, November 3, 2006
Finally Proof of Government Mind Control
As far as I am concerned this is proof that the US government has perfected the ability to control our minds.Up until now there was no hard evidence of the programs success.
Well... "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com.
Dubya: "I'll stay in Iraq even if the only support I have left is from my wife and my dog."
If you can look past his administration spying on American citizens, accusing critics of his administration of being traitors to their country, censoring scientists come up with findings that he doesn’t like, using the Patriot Act to undermine American civil liberties and advocating torture against people who are “a threat to our way of life” while at the exact same time holding it against North Korea, China and Russia for torturing people who are against their way of life, then you probably think he’s great. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com.
Thursday, November 2, 2006
Muslims In Pakistan Get Civilized Kicking And Screaming The Whole way
If you are a moral retard, you also have no modus operandi to accurately grasp what morality is about. It is the curse of incompetence. Those who are incompetent don’t have a clue that they are incompetent "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com.
Albert Haynesworth, has maturity concerns…
if I were 320 pounds and I stomped on a defenseless guys head with my cleats outside of a bar, a jury of my peers would be deciding if I am fit to walk the same streets that they do. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Monday, September 4, 2006
Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter is dead
Although his death is tragic, this actually sets the universe back in balance. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
FRIday, SEPTEMBER 1, 2006
Is combating Poverty part of government’s responsibility?
Some people think that it’s the job of the government to take care of us. Others think that it’s the job of the government to stay out our way as much as possible.
Some people think that its our job to serve our government and others think that its our governments job to serve us.
Dont make the same mistake I did and just assume that everyone is on the same page on this one. We aren't. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Thursday, August 31, 2006
new glossary terms Whore
any woman that rejects my invitation for sex in favor of having sex with someone else. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Katie Couric’s Photoshop Diet
Personally, if I saw myself on the cover of a magazine and I was 4 shades lighter and I had my lips thinned and my eyes widened, especially if it was my own company that did this, I would be a bit concerned. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
One In Eight Americans In Poverty
99% of American poor are not living in places with dirt floors right along side their livestock.
That is the kind of poverty that Bono is talking about.
Bob Geldof doesn't organize concerts to help the people of Cleveland. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Urban Legend My Ass…Real life Monster terrorizes Maine
Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump.
What was that?
That was the sounds of “for sale” signs going up all over the neighborhood. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
TUESDAY, August 29, 2006
Africans in UK still practicing human sacrifice
"The most gruesome details come from the African communities," said Angus Stickler a reporter for the BBC Radio 4's Today program that ran a story on the subject of faith crimes.
I’m not surprised. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Sometimes two penises aren’t better than one
Once again, in America I think you could find a woman that would tell you that having a normal sex life with two cocks is more than possible. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Today a 1955 Chevy, tomorrow the world
Yeah I know what you were thinking. Its funny when God terrorizes India with monkeys but that shit isn’t so funny when he uses carnivorous bees…on us. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
China Police Seem To Think That Stripping At Funerals Inappropriate
And if you ask me, that does say a lot about someone when you have to rent a fucking circus tent full of freaks and wild animals get people to bother to say their respects to them.
To me that is saying that whoever is in that box wasn’t about shit. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Thursday, August 24, 2006
These Aren’t Your Parent’s Monster Raccoons
"He was the biggest raccoon I've ever seen. He was a monster," added Tony Benjamins, whose family has had two cats killed. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Kung Fu Required To Be Flight Attendant in China
Sichuan Airlines is looking to recruit 70 hostesses to work for a new flight route from Chengdu to Seoul in South Korea and the word on the street is that the job is yours if you know how to kick ass. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Why Humans Don’t Have A Mating Season
I wrote once that “If it wasn't for beer, humans would have a mating season just like every other animal on the planet. Then we would just go our separate ways,” well I was right.
Well here comes the science. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
6 Year Old Hospitalizes Teacher’s Aide
I can take any 6 year old on the planet earth and I can say that with total confidence. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Average age of a prostitute in Phoenix, Arizona is 13
Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I have always wanted to know how someone manages to pimp somebody. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
MONday, August 21, 2006
Arabs Have No Civil Rights Whatsoever Anymore
Can an Arab get a drunk white guy escorted off a plane by raising concerns to a stewardess that he doesn’t feel comfortable with a belligerent, obnoxious, drunk sitting behind him singing “America the Beautiful” in his ear? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Mexicans Take Back Texas
In 1830 it was the Mexicans not the Americans who were alarmed by the wanton disregard for the border between the US and Mexico... "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Federal Courts Refuse To Acknowledge King Bush’s Sovereignty
Bush said "critics of the program do not understand the nature of the world in which we live."
I don’t think Bush was talking about terrorism. I think he is talking about himself and his monarchy. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Well At Least They Used Their Powers For Good
a husband and wife are being charged with multiple counts of eating human flesh in order to become more powerful witches. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
fRIday, August 18, 2006
When in doubt if a family is a family… ask the City
If the law reminds us of anything, its that real life is often more complicated than the laws meant to govern us. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
US Companies Support Censorship For A Buck
If Mumm-Ra wanted software to help him keep track of all of his various incarnations, Microsoft would write him some. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
tHURSDAY, August 17, 2006
Hajji Girl Leads To More "Misunderstood Marines"
Call them a hero, call them a patriot even if you want, but it really would be wasted on Fowlers because if they weren’t killing for their country they would be still dragging cats by the bumpers of their pick up trucks.
Please tell me it takes more to being a hero than that. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
27,000 Years Later, Woolly Mammoths May Again Roam The Earth
If I were trapped in a block of ice you couldn’t just thaw me out after 5,000 years and I would start wiggling around on the table, but apparently my sperm would. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
More and More Women Going to Jamaica for “Black Bamboo”
For every one Lindsay Lohan that is traveling 10,000 miles for the black bamboo, there are 500 Rosanne Barrs that beat her to it. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Who Hasn’t Had Sex In Public?
who hasn’t had sex in a public place, in some secluded area where they couldn’t get caught? C’mon. That is a sex offender? That is who you want going to prison? That is who you wrote the law for? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
TUESday, August 15, 2006
Infidel Texts Banned In Kentucky Schools, again
who is going to be in charge now of deciding what is infidel text and what isn’t? Can I have that job? Or is that position only open to Jesus Freaks? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Is Cyclopamine responsible for This Cyclops?
It kinda sorta makes you really wonder how these pharmaceutical companies come up with the names of these drugs doesn’t it? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
the price of gas
My question is, why is it that gas prices go up when Hezbollah is warring with Israel? To the best of my knowledge neither Hezbollah or Israel are bombing any oil fields. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Five Indians Die Attempting to Save A Pigeon
Now am I such a bad person because I wouldn’t even think once about following a pigeon into a well?
Then again, I am not so desperate to bolster up my sagging karma stock. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
THURSDAY, August 10, 2006
What is Happening to Paul McCartney is my Second Biggest Fear
Personally, I don’t blame him for being petty. Be petty Paul. She lied to you.
Just do me a favor and stay away from Berretta or Orenthal. They might know what your going through but you don’t need that kind of advice right now because you might just listen to it. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Titty Nazi Strike Again Banning Cleavage in Texas School
The fact of the matter is that when a society has to resort to things like this you know that as a society they have all but abandoned advocating personal responsibility. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, August 9, 2006
South African Government Now Taking Issue with Bottled Water
It must be nice living in paradise.
I have no doubt that this must be what government is like in Heaven.
Human beings are going to find something to complain about because deep down we are never happy. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
4 Out Of 5 Head Lice Are Immune To Scalp Poison
Nothing living should ever be indestructible.
Evolution should never be that damn efficient. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, August 8, 2006
An Eye for an Eye, literally
When God said “Thou shall not kill” he should’ve known that those of us infected with whatever possesses us to get into a war of semantics every time we hear a word would have a field day on what God must’ve thought was a rather straight forward sentence. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Jesus Freak Science: Sexual Lyrics In Song Make Kids Have Sex…
Forget about peer pressure, self-esteem and home environment. Nelly lyrics have more of an influence on whether a kid has sex than his self-esteem or peer pressure. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, August 1, 2006
rage infected Rats Again…for real this time
On the other side of the room however, is another strain of rats, and these rats are so violent, angry and evil that they actually hurl themselves screaming at the bars of their cages at the sight of a human being. They mangle their mouths bloody trying to bite through their cages to get to you. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Monday, July 31, 2006
It Would Be Nice If Republicans Came Clean Before The Were Elected
Maybe we didn’t have the value of taking American Jobs and sending them overseas to China and India to increase our profit margin we could fight crime, drugs, alcohol abuse and teenage pregnancies?
Maybe that’s the key, huh?
Could that have been one of those lost American values he might have been telling us about? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Iraqi Prime Minister Doesn’t Support Israel, duh?
We need to be careful because we told the world that Iraq wasn’t going to be our newest puppet government but when we act like Maliki broke a carton of eggs when he didn’t follow the script, then what kind of message are we sending? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Kate Beckinsale can squirt milk from her breasts clear across a room
I can see how playing Wonder Woman could embarrass your daughter, but how could telling the world that you’ve stood around trying to see how far you can squirt breast milk out of your tits NOT be more embarrassing? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
PGH - No more Defective Genes No more Defective Kids
All PGH needs to work is to take a single cell from the embryo.
What a small price to pay for making sure your kid doesn’t come out with 2 heads. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Monday, June 19, 2006
Indian Men Pimping Their Wives Now…
I’d be damn if I let my father pick my wife. If it was up to him I’d be married to nurse by day/vigilante by night named Coffy. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
HIV Positive Woman Sentenced For Infecting Suspecting Men
Personally, I would be suspicious of any woman who was insisting on me not to wear a condom, that’s supposed to be my job. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, June 16, 2006
Oh so that’s why??
If 11 million illegal Mexicans can come into this country to pick apples and be short order cooks and can afford a $350,000 home practically the day they hop the fence into Texas, somewhere my life went terribly wrong. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Hawking Gives Us Another Depressing Prediction
Eventually people stopped pushing virgins into volcanoes to make the sun rise each day didn’t they?
I am not saying that change comes quickly, but it does come. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Islamic fundamentalists Set Off 30 Bombs In Thailand
A heavy conscience to a human being is simply just a reflection of an inability on his part to use a little imagination. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Pakistani Woman Beheads Husband Over Fourth Wife
I think when you cheat on your wife or your husband you forfeit your life over to them. It is no longer yours. It is theirs to do with as they wish.
So it is written, so shall it be done. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
TUESday, June 13, 2006
Season Finale of FOX’s 24, Thank GOD
Good lord. If I have ever watched something more gimmicky than 24 and it didn’t involve Giant Robots fighting Monsters from Planet Gargoyle hell bent on destroying Tokyo I would like to know what it was. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
God Fails To Save Idiot From Lion, sez “I don’t repeat my Miracles”
Note to Jesus Freaks out there, don’t ask God to step in from you slicing your son’s throat (Abraham), keeping you alive if you get swallowed whole by a whale (Jonah) or stop wild lions from mauling you to death if you ever find yourself inside of a lions den (Daniel).
He's been there and done that. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, June 7, 2006
The Sun Is Going Away, But Don't Panic
Once again, this is the kind of a stuff that would be racist, if it weren’t true. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Baghdad ER
“You don’t expect that the person getting killed or wounded in combat is going to be you.”
That, in a nutshell, is the difference between those who voluntarily enlist for military service and people like me. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Another Reason It Sucks To Be In The Military
Evidently human beings can only see so many bad ideas before “bad” starts to become relative to the other bad ideas and pretty soon, bad ideas that aren’t as bad as others actually start to sound like good ideas. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Monday, May 15, 2006
Karl Rove: At least Bush is still likeable, right?
Karl Rove also referred to these mysterious “likeability polls” today when he mentioned almost in passing, Bush’s likeability ratings are far higher than his approval ratings.
As usual, he was lying. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Man Given A Bill For failed Suicide Attempt
Anyway, to make a long story short a German court is making the guy who leapt into the side of the train with his face pay for the damage his head did to the train as well as the lost wages of the train conductor. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
THURSDAY, May 11, 2006
UK Government Report Says No Evidence of Aliens Exists
Well if plasma fields are related this all of this, then I guess you just inadvertently discovered what kind of ray gun these aliens are zapping people with when they render them helpless before they carry them off into their ships.
Plasma ray guns. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Could you live in a cave…
Even if heaven is nothing more than togas, grapes, harps and chariot rides it sure beats the hell out of walking with Neanderthals. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Another Piece of Evidence that Suggest Gays Are Born
The same group that showed a year ago that gay men had similar brain responses to hormones as heterosexual women has now shown that lesbian brains react differently to sex hormones than those of heterosexual women.
In fact, they react a lot like heterosexual men.
Once again, let’s hear it for science stating the obvious. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Bin Laden again shows he has no understanding of civil liberties
He is so unapologetically self-serving and ethnocentric in his thinking that he can’t help but live out the rest of his days in a cave.
At least now he is literally living where he has figuratively been all of his adult life. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Monday, May 8, 2006
Was J. Edgar Hoover really gay?
Hmmmm…
No big deal right?
Who are you kidding? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Bush Approval Rating Hits A New New Low
Whenever things look really bad you can always count on coincidence to explain things away. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, April 7, 2006
Delay: There is a War in America against Christianity
How can there be a “war” against Christianity in an overwhelmingly Christian nation unless it’s between different warring factions of Christians? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Get Off Jill Carroll’s Back Already
I don’t know, literally having armed men with loaded assault rifles standing behind you while your are making a statement has a way of undermining the credibility of what you are saying, at least to me.
But I am funny like that. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Unintentional Pornography 02
If porn was a prescription drug, this unintentional porn is has all of the same strength but just available over the counter. link "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, March 17, 2006
The First Human To Live To 1,000 Has Already Been Born
Erections that can cut steel are good too, but you have to consult a physician if even those last more than four hours. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
If Abortion is murder…
Until you are ready to do that then you really need to be careful when you start tossing the word Murder around so easily.
If abortion is murder then you know how we deal with murderers. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Prince Ignores some of his best work
Prince has announced that he will never sing about 50 of his own songs again because of their explicit content. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Unintentional Pornography
If porn was a prescription drug, this unintentional porn is has all of the same strength but just available over the counter. link "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, March 10, 2006
Which Kirby Puckett Will We Eulogize?
I recognize that Kirby Puckett was also more than a chainsaw wielding wife beater, and I am not advocating that we only focus on that part of who he was.
I am saying that we don’t forget that. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Blondes To Go Extinct In 200 Years
I am sure that by 2202, at the rate that we are making scientific breakthroughs, designing children will be common place. We will be flipping on and off genes in our unborn children like light switches. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Dayummmmm. Police Refuses Gay Man CPR Over HIV Concerns
They say that you shouldn’t make assumptions because it makes an ass out of you and me.
Get it? Ass-u-me.
Well it might make an ass out of me but it could end up killing you. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, March 3, 2006
Just When You Thought Karma Was Slacking Off…
The only thing longer than karma’s reach is his memory.
Now if you will excuse me I have some puppies to adopt. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
What Is The Point Of Being This Smart?
I recently discovered that science fiction writers that base their books off of real scientific breakthroughs have a stranglehold on the kind of stuff that can keep you up all night. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, February 24, 2006
Unforeseen Consequence of watching 24: Second Thoughts About Democracy
In America, because we get shoved down our throats since the first day of pre-school that we have the best system in the world, we erroneously interpret that “we have the best system in the world” to mean that we have the best system possible. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Are Muslims Blowing Up Each Other’s Mosques Now?
111 people have already died in all of this Muslim on Muslim violence since yesterday. How can you be a Muslim and go and destroy Allah’s house and everyone in it? If Christians did this, they would call it a crusade. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Mad Scientists Remote Control Humans Instead Of Flies
NTT researchers claim that they were able to make a person walk along a route in the shape of a giant pretzel using this device. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Freedom Of Speech? Man Goes To Jail For Lying About Holocaust
Don’t you think it’s a little ironic that practically on the eve of screaming and yelling about how unconditional freedom of speech and the right to criticize is a sacred western value that must be protected at all cost in the wake of muslims protesting all over the world the insulting caricature of the prophet Muhammad, the next week we are sending someone to jail here in the West for saying that the holocaust never happened? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, February 17, 2006
Is the Constitution A Living Document?
Wait, what do you mean by amended?
Why would the founding fathers make provisions to allow Congress to have this perfect document amended? Why would it need to be amended if it was already capable of addressing every single issue that might come up? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Oscars Under Pressure From Jewish Groups Over Film’s Origin
what is a Palestinian anyway? If Palestine doesn’t exist, as Israel contends then how can there be Palestinians?
Can there be Martians without Mars?
Beatles without John Lennon? I don’t think so. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
There’s Hope After All: Huh? What Did She Say?
My expectations of reading an Arab writing something that isn’t sympathetic to Islamist fundamentalist are so low, that if anyone says anything remotely critical of these thugs I start doing back flips in my office chair and start nominating them for a Nobel Peace Prize. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, February 10, 2006
What Happens When Conservatives Turn On Conservatives
Now God is killing U.S. soldiers according to the “we speak for God” movement because Americans are too tolerant of gays, a favorite target of the neo-cons. These people act like Jesus Christ built his reputation on killing people that he didn’t like. That was Nero not Jesus. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Scientists explain why men like Kung-fu films
If Jesus had the same DNA as the rest of us, he wouldn’t have told Bruce Lee after Bruce finds out that his master has been killed that he should forgive and forget. He would tell Bruce that he needs to make sure he doesn’t forget his nunchakus. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, February 3, 2006
Enter the Great Sickness
As a writer, I am all too familiar with the idea that any story I write will ultimately be judged by whether or not I can come up with believable motivations for the choices my characters make. Well, I don’t know about you, but there is a limit to how much can be blamed on a shitty childhood. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
When Blasphemy Is A Cartoon…
After republishing cartoons which depict the prophet Muhammad, Muslims all over Europe are up in arms because the newspapers unaffectedly defended their right to publish the cartoons by reminding them that democratic freedoms include the "right to blasphemy." "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Intelligent Design vs The Hundred Monkey Phenomenon
If God created the universe then prove it scientifically. If you can’t do that, then get out of my science class. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Martin Luther King Jr. Day. What Does it Mean?
To quote Mr. Wolf, from Pulp Fiction "let’s not go sucking each other’s dicks just yet. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
did Neanderthals and pre-historic humans get busy?
No one is disputing that Neanderthal fossils aren’t really Neanderthal fossils but must really be gorilla bones, and a part of some liberal atheist conspiracy to discredit the Holy Bible, just like the whole notion of dinosaurs was created to do, since the Bible doesn’t mention anything about Neanderthals or dinosaurs.
It feels good. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Monday, January 9, 2006
$4.44 A Gallon Before Americans Will Buy Hybrid Cars?
European villages, towns, and cities were originally built to accomodate horses and Brontosaurus before that. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Saturday, January 7, 2006
where the matrix went wrong
What was cool about the Matrix was what was going on inside of the computer.
We could give a damn about what went on outside of it. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Thursday, January 5, 2006
Ariel Sharon Strokes Out. Predictably Palestinians Rejoice
Ariel Sharon, popularly known as "The Bulldozer," is the archetypal Hawk who urged Israeli settlers to grab occupied lands owned by Palestinians and flatly rejected any talks with the Palestinians about restitution for stealing their lands. make no mistake about it Ariel Sharon is a butcher. Always has been. It’s just that Ariel Sharon is our butcher. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
maurice clarett: running with yoke on your face
Consequences are nature’s safety net for those who still don’t have character as young adults. I say if what you have been doing doesn’t seem to be working, let nature take a shot at it. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Sunday, January 1, 2006
Kid makes 1 million off the internet in four months time
Fuck what Buddha said. The reason we suffer is because what we want and what we expect to get are often in mortal combat with one another. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Should you support the US even if you don't support the us?
We fight terror like we are the only country in the world that doesn’t want to get blown to bits. We fight terror like we are the only country in the world that wants to live in a terror free world. That is ridiculous. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Americans still have no clue what Nigga(er) means. Maybe Sports will save us
Personally, I use the word Nigga, but I never use it in a flattering way. I never refer to my friends as “my Niggas” unless of course for laughs we are imitating actual Niggas. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, November 18, 2005
Attack of the Eyelash Mites
Bed mites have one mission and one mission only, they are intent on eating you alive every single night that you crawl into bed to go to sleep.
And their plan is foiled every single morning when your alarm wakes you up because God in his infinite wisdom cursed them with mouths too small to feasibly consume all of you in an eight hour period. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Crack for Work? Whuddayah Say?
if you will suck a dick for crack, why can’t you pick up some garbage, or clean up graffiti off the side of a building for crack? What, is picking up garbage too demeaning? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Jackson Caught In Drag In Middle Eastern Women’s Bathroom
How accidental is it that you go out dress up like a woman and then end up getting caught using the women’s bathroom while your out? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Thursday, November 17, 2005
mlb pitcher implicated in immolation case
Urbina doesn’t have normal problems associated with professional athletes like getting into a heated argument with his wife Cindy, going outside and tossing a flower pot threw the windshield of her 80,000 sports car parked in the driveway.
Man, what wouldn’t he do for a problem like that? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Cardinal tells Catholics not to ignore science
How could a celibate man that has never been married possibly be qualified to give me advice about what I have to look forward to in my marriage? "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Thursday, November 10, 2005
dubya is against torture and also against outlawing it?
What kind of sense does this make? Bush lobbies against a congressional move to outlaw torture while at the same time emphatically insisting that the US does not torture terrorist suspects. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, November 8, 2005
the greatest story ever told not about jesus
Two cheerleaders having sex with each other in a bathroom stall, then the prettier of the two getting into a catfight with a belligerent women lined up outside the bathroom who needed to piss is the perfect plot. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
kwame kilpatrick and george bush are lessons learned?
Is there anything else these two have in common besides winning reelection despite their first terms being the best argument anyone could make against them being qualified for a second?
I believe so. "raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
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