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100 Man Poll

 
Wednesday, November 2, 2005
  • sex in space, again a huge concern for NASA
    If otherwise straight men can’t stop fucking each other when they go into prison for six months, then why would I allow myself to be shocked that a co-ed crew on a 30 month mission to Mars wouldn’t end up in an all out orgy?
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com


  • louis farrakhan says government conspiracy flooded new orleans
    "He didn't say there was a bomb. He just said there was a crater."
    Farrakhan then added: "I say they blew it [up]."

    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

Tuesday, November 01, 2005
  • anti-rape condom controversial??
    The last thing on a guys mind who is bleeding all over the place because his dick is caught in a barbwire condom is beating the girl up.
    Besides, what’s the alternative, just lay there and let him rape you? Why are we concerned about his dick, his feelings or his self-esteem under these circumstances?
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Monday, October 31, 2005
  • No "morning after" pill for rape victim
    "I can’t tell you how many news stories I come across in the news of American women trying to buy a prescription of the morning after pill only to be refused by a pharmacist who refused to sell her the pills because of the pharmacist’s religious and moral objections."
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com


  • Nigerian E-mail Scammers Speak: I Will Eat Your Dollars
    See where your greed gets you? An ulcer, as you are being threatened by a 16 year old in a cyber café in Nigeria who has been trying to launder money for him into your bank account from his now jailed corrupt uncle in the Nigerian government.
    That’s what you get.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Thursday, October 27, 2005
  • 'missing' penis sparks mob lynching
    I’m guessing that when Sauron was learning how to become a dark lord, making genitalia disappear was not a spell that he spent much time on to beef up his repertoire.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • when neo-nazi meets nickelodeon
    And if there is any universal truth in this world, it is not “what goes up must come down”, the more you repress your daughters when they are kids the wilder they will be when they are adults.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
WEDNEsday, October 26, 2005
  • catfights on the rise in boston for no apparent reason
    In the Boston area, girl-on-girl fights have grown so intense that girls are even getting into the habit of caking their faces with Vaseline so that girl’s nails will slip off their faces and tying their tresses back so that girls can’t get a handful of hair on the way to school.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Monday October 24, 2005
  • The Four Telltale Signs That You Are Possessed By The Devil
    Finally I have something I can put in my back pocket so that I can be sure that I am dealing with the devil and not just some super strong, fire breathing telekinetic speaking in some dead Samarian language.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com


  • Mike Tyson To Make Porno Debut With Jenna Jameson
    Getting excited to see Mike Tyson fucking, considering how masculine he is and what he is famous for is kinda gay when you think about it.
    Not that there is anything wrong with being gay.
    It's just kinda gay.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
MOnday, October 17, 2005
Friday, October 14, 2005
Thursday, October 13, 2005
  • Bear Farmer Gets Eaten By Bears
    China doesn’t give a damn about human rights. Its kinda hard to make a case to them about treating animals with the same respect that they treat human beings because they would argue that “we already do.”
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com


  • Deadly Naegleria Amoeba Kills Two Kids In Tulsa
    Only 200 people have even caught this thing in the last 40 years.
    And only 2 people have survived it.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com


  • Yoko Disses Paul…Again
    Yoko is in no position to diss Paul. Yoko is no position to diss Right Said Fred, let alone Paul McCartney.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
wendesday, October 12, 2005
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Monday, October 10, 2005
Wednesday October 05, 2005
Monday, October 3, 2005
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
  • Static Build Up In Man’s Clothing Makes Carpet Ignite
    The only reason Superman exists is because his father discovered after 4 billion years of relative peace and tranquility on Krypton, that the entire planet, which had shown no signs of it being any different than any other celestial planet in the universe was going to simply “blow up”.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com


  • Guantanamo Interrogators Exchanging Personal Information for Intelligence
    The abuse of the men being detained at Guantanamo has been widely reported all over the world. Its no secret. The US doesn’t even deny it. They just want to debate about or respectfully disagree with what the general consensus of civilized society constitutes as “abuse”.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
TUSesday, September 27, 2005
Monday, September 26, 2005
  • Bill Clinton Global Initiative Project Collect 1.2 Billion
    If Bush cares so much about the welfare and freedom of the Iraqi people let’s see if he takes one step into that place once he is out of office to see how all of his hard work has been making out.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
THURSday, September 22, 2005
  • Residents Protest Wal-Mart Store Because It May Attract Blacks
    Refusing to recognize Martin Luther King Day must be like Pig Latin to a racist.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Ugly Woman Gambles Sister Lost
    Well then the makers of the show realized that it would be too expensive and too time consuming to fix all of the shit that this woman had wrong with her, particularly her jaw, that was going to take too long to heal they decided to scrap the idea of putting her on the show entirely.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
  • Pope Benedict XVI Greets Exorcist At Exorcist Convention
    Doesn’t Pope Benedict XVI remind you of Senator Palpatine? I am tempted to put their pictures side by side to prove that there is a resemblance.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • American Girls Suck A Lot Of Dick, But We Knew That
    I will admit that you will get a lot of bogus information about sex out there on the streets, whoever said you have to get your sex education from the streets. Get it from cable television. I did.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Monday, September 19, 2005
FRIday, September 16, 2005
  • XXX hardcore porn, daughter or mother
    My daughter is a reflection of me. If she is having sex with midget circus clowns and Mexican donkeys then somehow, somewhere I failed her as a parent.
    "Poll Me " by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • if homosexuals ruled the world
    Well, I definitely wouldn’t be a flaming heterosexual in a world where homosexuality was the perceived majority.
    Flaming brings ass kickings. I would try to avoid violence at all costs
    "Poll Me " by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Thursday, September 15, 2005
  • new species of ferocious giant ape discovered in Congo
    According to the “natives” in the area this ape has a particularly aggressive disposition. I do believe the word that they used was “ferocious” and that the natives had even witnessed them killing lions before.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Discovery of New Species of Human Screws with Human Evolution
    This new creature Homo floresiensis aka “the Hobbit” is tossing a wrench into the wheel for evolutionist, creationist will just ignore it, but followers of Edgar Casey will embrace it.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
  • Why Nefertiti Disappears from Historical record
    When you think about it, what a terrible trade off that was. You’re born rich as hell, with God like powers to do anything you wish and the catch is that you have to fuck your family to keep the blood line pure.
    Crashland Naked by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8bm
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
MONday, September 12, 2005
FRIday, September 09, 2005
Thursday, September 8, 2005
  • Ghengis Khan was a liberal, so he’s ok in my book
    Ghengis is firmly at the top of the list of not only one of the greatest military leaders and strategist in human history but also responsible for the largest loss of human life in human history that didn’t involve a volcano.
    Crashland Naked by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8bm
tuesday, September 6, 2005
  • Japanese Text Books Still Prefer Disinformation Over Truth
    America bringing the pain to Japan in retaliation for Pearl Harbor was just what the doctor ordered for Asia, as disintegrating 80,000 people in a matter of seconds has seemingly cured Japan of their warmongering habits.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • NOI Calls Gang bangers for Jihad against LAPD
    Maybe I am twisted, but what the fuck is holy and pure about getting beat up at a gang bangers funeral and then calling for all the neighborhood thugs to help you teach the police a lesson? Why do I need to go to a mosque for that kind of lesson? I could learn that on HBO.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
monday, September 5, 2005
  • On your mark, get set...Let the genocidal conspiracy theories begin
    Kayne West would have been much more persuasive if he would have cited a source when he shouted out that the US government has been authorized to “kill us”, but as you know, who needs a source when you are preaching to the choir?
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Moses was the product of incestuous inbreeding?
    "And Amram took him Jochebed his father's sister to wife; and she bare him Aaron and Moses: and the years of the life of Amram were an hundred and thirty and seven years." (Exod 6:20)
    Crashland Naked by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8bm
Friday, September 2, 2005
Thursday, September 1, 2005
  • Bush and his permanent vacation
    According to the Washington Post, Dubya has taken 250 days off for vacation since August of 2003. That is 27% of his entire presidency.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • 1 in 5 Americans believe Sun revolves around the Earth
    So I take it even though they don’t understand what he is talking about when he refers to “DNA” they know that people that use big words like that are most likely going to hell.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
  • Aborigine used boomerang to subdue and rape his promised wife
    Those people who act like we are just as Klingon as these people are, obviously have never been hit upside the head with a boomerang from 100 yards then sodomized you after he found you with a knot the size of an egg at the base of your skull, semi-conscious in the field where the boomerang laid you out.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Which one of God's deeds was the most unjust?
    So with God’s permission Satan was allowed to go to town on him. Satan killed his wife and kids. Satan gave him herpes, the clap, killed off all of his livestock. Satan even had the bank foreclose on his home.
    "Poll Me " by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
  • Suge Knight Dodges Five Bullets Gets Hit With Sixth
    Look, I am not gang banger, but I don’t see how someone could walk up to a table in the VIP room, standing 6 feet away from Suge’s big ass and miss him with five of six bullets.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Which natural disaster will you see in your lifetime?
    The asteroid is coming, don’t fool yourself, but between the chances of it missing us and the world pulling together to blow it out of the sky I think we are pretty safe.
    "Poll Me " by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Monday, August 29, 2005
Friday, August 26, 2005
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
  • Girl Born Without A Face
    Back in the day anything and everything could be explained away by either God liking you or God not liking you.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
  • Pro Herpes Rabbis Pressure NY Mayor
    This is a no brainer to me. As far as I am concerned this feeding women to volcanoes.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Catholic Church: “Why? Cuz I said So.”
    Tom Monaghan of Dominos Pizza fame said “Catholics just don’t understand their faith. They don’t understand why the church has the authority to tell them that they have to do this or they can’t do that…this should be a benevolent monarchy, not democracy. The Church in one sense is a military organization, just like the Marine Corps.”
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Monday, August 22, 2005
Thursday, August 11, 2005
  • Part 8: Building Character
    Did I ever tell you about the time that I didn’t shit for an entire week?
    Well it’s true. I didn’t. And I didn’t do it out of protest. I did it for peace of mind
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Monday, August 8, 2005
Friday, August 5, 2005
Thursday, August 4, 2005
Wednesday, August 3, 2005
  • What would you do for $10?
    Just goes to show that when you are morally bankrupt it doesn’t cost much to purchase your services.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Mojo Jojo type monkeys threaten to wule da werld
    When she called the authorities to come get the little bastard off her roof they showed up in white, hazmat type suits for their protection, sedated it and carted it off in a protective container.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, August 2, 2005
Monday, August 01, 2005
  • Mad Scientist Create A Girl…
    Yes the sexuality of mad scientists is one of the few topics that have never been discussed with any depth here on this site, because up until now, it wasn’t an issue.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Jabberjaw Captured! Hanna Barbara Unavailable for Comment
    Apparently Jabberjaw was picked up 100 miles off the coast of Martha’s Vineyard by fishermen participating in the annual Oak Bluffs Monster Shark Tournament they have there.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, July 22, 2005
  • Police discover the most Prolific Molester In U.S. History
    Calling him the most prolific in U.S. history instead of the most prolific child molester in human history says more than I want to know about the kind of numbers you would have to put up to be in the pedophile hall of fame, not to mention the pedophile top 10.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Sexually abused child stashed away in concrete block
    Human beings rarely disappoint when seeking new and interesting ways to show you how low they can go
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Thursday, July 21, 2005
  • Abortion Protestors Offer Impromptu Exorcism of Ward Churchill
    He says he knows Ward Churchill is possessed because of the way Churchill’s face twitches when he talks. He's that good.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Chinese General threatens to Nuke US out of his own personal stash
    I figure when Yao Ming gets a call from China telling him to get his ass on the next flight to Beijing then we need to take this seriously, until then we need to just distract them from Taiwan by reminding them about how the Japanese keep forgetting to mention the rape of Nanking in their textbooks.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
  • Hollywood inadvertently proves just how gay it really is
    I just think it is funny that they have no problem posting it across the front of their paper every time a leading lady has a miscarriage with photographs of her running out of the hospital in tears but they consider whether or not someone is gay “a private matter”.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Monday, July 18, 2005
Sunday, July 17, 2005

The book went into print last night. I should be getting the first shipment within the next five days. I will be sending out all of the orders that I have already
received at that time, signed and numbered. Thank you for your patience.

Friday, July 15, 2005
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
  • Puppeteer Karl Rove Was the One who Outed CIA Agent After all
    And Karl Rove, of all people should know criticism is part of the job.
    Karl Rove is the architect. When he isn’t putting the lipstick and the wig on the pig, he accusing someone else of doing it.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Scientist Discover Why God Is A Dude
    Christians prefer to say that Mary just woke up one day and was knocked up.
    Well it turns out that God probably doesn’t have a penis after all so they’re probably right
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Monday, July 11, 2005
  • Still no cure for cancer, 'Human-brained' monkeys though on the horizon
    Sure I would like a smarter dog, I mean who wouldn’t, but that doesn’t mean that I want my dog erasing over my game on Grand Theft Auto San Andreas so he can save his game.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Grand Theft Auto’s XXX “Hot Coffee” Sex
    In America a game that is about killing human beings, albeit gang members, doesn’t cause as much flap as when people find out that you can do a code and actually fuck your girlfriend. Somehow that seems backwards.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Sunday, July 10, 2005
  • Attention
    Everyone that has ordered a book. The cover was just finished tonight. The book will printed early this week. As soon as I get the copies from my publisher/publicist I will be shipping them out you. Thank you for being patient. I know you are going to love it!
Saturday, July 9, 2005
  • This has got to be a sign of something
    There’s a lot of things in this world I wish I could control, and if doing a little rain dance or rubbing the smooth side of a rock could make things go my way for a change I would do it.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Friday, July 8, 2005
  • Terrorist the world over would like to thank Dubya for his support
    Shhh this just in.
    Islamic terrorist have been using Iraq of all places as a planning center for attacks around the world since losing Afghanistan as their base in 2001.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Israel refuses to extradite Jew accused of war crimes
    If this was an 86-year-old German that had killed 1,500 Jews instead of a Jew who killed 1,500 Germans their would be international outrage if Argentina simply denied a request for extradition on “technical grounds”.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
Thursday, July 7, 2005
Wednesday, July 6, 2005
Tuesday, July 6, 2005
  • Real Life Human Torch Almost Too Bizarre To Believe
    Fuck Tom Cruise. Setting yourself on fire, taking out a cop with a pipe, having to be wrestling down by six others and holding off the entire Engine no. 9 is not the result of not getting enough potassium.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

  • Americans too stupid for high-tech factory work
    If you thought it was harmless electing a president that favors teaching our young kids that God created man by molding a pile of sand and blowing up its nose as science, well it appears as if it has come back to bite you in the ass.
    "raw" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
PAYING THE BILLS


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