Raw DOGMA
Mike Tyson To Make Porno Debut With Jenna Jameson
"raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

When you are famous you can’t help but make money.
In fact, I think it should be a crime if you are famous and you can’t turn your fame into money.
Fame is like crude oil, sure it might take some refining but you should be able to turn it to gasoline.
Apparently Jenna Jameson has asked Mike Tyson if he would make a porno film with her.
Mike said “Sure, but I need the money up front.”
No shit.
And don’t you wonder your pretty little head for one second on whether or not he would do it.
If Jenna was serious, then Mike will make the film.
Not many people would pass up that opportunity.
Personally I would, but I don’t live and die on the idea of screwing used up looking porn actresses.
I use to think it was the dick that made them age 4 years for every one year that a non-porno actress ages in a given 12 month period, but the dick has nothing to do with it.

Getting excited to see Mike Tyson fucking, considering how masculine he is and what he is famous for is kinda gay when you think about it.
Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. It's just kinda gay.
I know guys that literally fuck their live in girlfriends and their wives every single day.
Their women didn’t age like that.
This just makes me think about Star Wars kid and how he wasn’t able to recognize the value of his 15 minutes of fame and squandered it away crying his eyes out to some therapist.
It should be impossible for Mike Tyson not to make money off of his fame.
There is always a circus in town. There’s always a bear to wrestle or a Kangaroo to box.
And now apparently there is always a porno starlet to fuck for money.
I swear I cannot think of a single reason why a guy would want to see Mike Tyson fucking. I can understand it if a celebrity like an actor or a musician goes into porn, how it could peek someone’s curiosity but I don’t really think Mike Tyson translate in quite the same way.
Getting excited to see Mike Tyson fucking, considering how masculine he is and what he is famous for is kinda gay when you think about it.
Not that there is anything wrong with being gay.
It's just kinda gay.
same difference

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Source: Mike Tyson Set for Porn Debut, Novinite.com., August, 04, 2005

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