|Oral sex lessons cut rates of teenage pregnancy by 20%
"raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
The British are patting themselves on the back for discovering the obvious.
The British have “discovered” that teaching girls how to suck cock cuts down on teen pregnancy.
”Pupils under 16 who were taught to consider other forms of intimacy such as oral sex were significantly less likely to engage in full intercourse”, a study revealed.
England holds the title to the highest teenage pregnancy rate in Europe . They spent 60 million last year alone to try to curb the teen pregnancy rate and they still had 39,286 teen pregnancies last year.
So now they are open to some new ideas.
I am sure the Christian fundamentalist will be wondering why the British government hasn’t been returning their calls to teach abstinence classes.
As far as I’m concerned they can sit in the lobby and wait for their number to be called right next to the guy that wants to teach an earth centered universe model in science class.
The study by the National Foundation for Educational Research found that after teaching the girls how to suck cock, or at least teaching that sucking cock has significantly less damaging social consequences than “giving it up” that the girls had a “noticeably more mature response to sex”.
The government is recommending the program called “A Pause” to schools throughout England and Wales after sexual intercourse among 16 year olds fell 20% once they became open to taking cocks in their mouths opposed to being taken over the edge of the couch after school when their parents were at work.
Teachers who sign up will be trained to answer all kinds of difficult questions like, “what does it taste like?”, “What do I do if I start to choke?” and the most important question, “Do I spit or swallow?”
A Department for Education and Skills spokesman emphasized that they will not be encouraging the girls to suck cock but will only be making them comfortable considering alternate forms of physical intimacy other than full intercourse.
And for those of you that are wondering why they aren’t teaching the boys to eat pussy, you can have a seat in the lobby next to the guy with the abstinence books.