RAW DOGMA                                                                       written by Nkrumah Steward
kkk initiation ceremony goes terribly wrong (smile)

During the KKK initiation process, which was held in the woods where it was totally dark several rounds were fired in the air by one of the organizers, one of which came back down accidentally struck a participant wounding him critically.
For every event that occurs, there will follow another event as a direct result of the first, and this second event will be pleasant or unpleasant depending on the intentions of the first cause.
As you can see, keeping track of this throughout the universe got complicated real quick, so God asked Karma to create a central bank of sorts designed to promote the stability of the system by providing services that ensure fair treatment in people's interactions with one another.
Over the years, Karma's roles have evolved and expanded.
Today Karma pretty much keeps a running tab on how much karma you have in your account and administers comeuppance when unavoidable.
Having Karma in your account is the only known way to protect you from chaos theory which is the fact that even the smallest change in the initial conditions can drastically change the long-term behavior of a system.
This is best illustrated in the famous example of the butterfly flapping its wings in Texas and causing conditions that eventually create a typhoon that wipes out 70 million Indians in a single pop.
What having Karma in your account does is essentially save you from that.
That is, if you can afford it.
Don't worry most of us can.
If you are ever worried that you might be getting low on karma, help and old lady cross the street, if you are a girl take your shirt off and do a web cam show for a bunch of perverts or donate a bunch of your old Playboys to a juvenile delinquent center. Just make sure you don't go and do something stupid like decide to join the kkk when you don't have enough to cover you in case something goes terribly wrong.
Fact: most of the time when people fire their weapons into the air the bullets harmlessly return to the earth.
If they didn't half the Middle East would be dead by now.
In the Middle East a birthday party just isn't a birthday party without grandma firing a few hundred rounds from an AK-47 into the sky.
Well apparently to show how tough you have to be to be in the Klu Klux Klan part of their initiation ritual, at least in Tennessee is to tie you up to a tree, slip a blind fold over your head and shot paint balls at you.
Well don't be surprised if someone brings a real gun along to fire off just for "effect".
Effect?
Yeah, you know, to get you to think that maybe those are real bullets instead of paintball pellets that you were exploding off your chest.
Well apparently during this particular initiation ritual one of them shot a real gun into the air just to add to the ambiance and just to prove that anything can and does happen that very same bullet came down and struck one of the guys that were tied to the tree on the top of the head and came out at the base of his skull injuring him critically.
Now I ask you.what are the chances?
That bastard that shot that pistol in the air couldn't do that again if his life depended on it.
This is just one of those things that doesn't happen because damn near everyone on the planet has enough in the account to cover it.
It's the reason why meteorites don't hit you in the head while you are waiting at the bus stop.
Literally 37,000-78,000 tons of meteorite material enters earth's atmosphere each year and never in the recorded history of man has anyone ever been hit by one.
Can you appreciate just how perfect an angle this Bubba had to have shot that gun in the air to get the bullet to come back down and hit this bastard on the top of the head while he was tied to that tree?
And that is my point.
Its fucking impossible.
There are people that kick puppies for a living that have enough karma built up in their account to avoid shit like this.
So when people don't feel bad for this guy it isn't because we are being judgmental we probably shouldn't feel bad for this guy.
There are children in elementary school that trick the remedial kids into eating glue at recess that have enough karma to avoid shit like this.
The guy who shot the gun, Gregory Allen Freeman , 45, of Johnson City , Tennessee, looking out for the best interests of his fellow pure white brethren left him there to die and fled the scene of the ceremony.
I guess even the love of white purity has its limits.
He was charged with aggravated assault and reckless endangerment after he was arrested hiding out near his home soon after the incident.

same difference

KKK Leader who's real name was used just wants the harassing to stop
"I just wanted the articles to stop. They don't realize what they are doing to me and my family," said Railton Loy.

Man struck three times by lightning. Karma's losing it.
After Kevin was struck by lightning he immediately fell to his knees with one of those blank Wile E. Coyote expressions on his face. Doctors found damaged tissue in his blood - a sign that lightning, which packs 35,000 to 40,000 amps, had in fact struck him.


Source: Associated Press

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