RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
|women who drink beer more likely to get pregnant
|Scientist say that their research suggests that women
that drink beer are more likely to get pregnant than women that don't
Shit, you needed a government grant to tell you that?
Then again these are nerds we are talking about here. What were they
supposed to do take our word for it?
To them, women are just like asteroids, 99% of what they know about
them they learn through observation.
It's only every blue moon that they ever get close enough to one to
touch and it is even rarer when they get a piece.
Of course women who drink beer are more likely to get pregnant, they
are getting it more.
Researcher Mette Juhl and a team from the Danish Epidemiology and
Science Centre in Copenhagen studied the drinking and life-style habits
of over 30,000 women from across the country to find out how long
women spend trying to get pregnant.
What's really funny is that in the end, they never found an actual
connection to alcohol itself and fertility just that women that drink
get knocked up faster and more often than women that don't.
I think their next research assignment should be showing a connection
between women who get invited to parties and women who get pregnant,
followed by women who are cute and women who get pregnant.