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RAW DOGMA                                                                       written by Nkrumah Steward
Fisherman nets human head then dies when snake bites him
The only thing worse than Karma finding your name at the top of his list, is when Karma feels obligated for whatever reason to give you a little foreshadowing.
Fuck that.
If I am going to step outside and get broad sided by a bus when I go out to the curb to the mail box, then I would hope that he doesn't have me sitting on the couch watching a rerun of Keanu Reeves in "Speed" the night before.
That is just cruel.
And Karma if you are reading this, with all due respect, I understand that in your line of work sometimes, for your own sanity, you need to do little things to break the monotony, but spare me the irony. I am not going to get it. Like the incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not the characters in the play, it will be lost on me.
The reason I am bringing this to you is because Sify News is reporting what you did the other day to that a fisherman in India that died after being bitten by a snake on the same day that he fished a human head in his net while fishing in a reservoir.
Baidya Behera, 40, of Lalsingh village in Bhanjanagar felt it was a bad omen, so he rushed to the nearest temple to pray. When he returned home, he was bitten by a poisonous snake and died.
Now all the villagers are praying "to appease evil spirits".
Good luck.
All I am saying is that I am going to still cry like a little bitch while I am getting chased down by a grizzly bear whether you have me watch "The Edge" the night before or not. So at least in my case please, think of something else.
same difference

Man dies after corn stalk pierces artery. Karma is suspected.
I don't know if it is more accurate to think of Karma as one of God's lieutenants, or just one of Gods mood swings.

Man Drowns After Falling Into Cat Bowl
Even with all of his physical problems considered...drowning in a water dish is still pretty lou.


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