|Man dies after corn stalk pierces artery. Karma is suspected.
I don't know if it is more accurate to think of Karma as one of God's lieutenants, or just one of Gods mood swings.
is Charged $337.50 On His Phone Bill For Being An Arrogant Bastard.
Somewhere a lowly hourly employee who
works behind the customer service desk for a shitty retail outlet
gets lightheaded as he feels a disturbance in the force.
Leader who's real name was used just wants the harassing to
"I just wanted the articles to
stop. They don't realize what they are doing to me and my family," said
Is In Charge Of Dishing Out Karma Might Be Too Good At It!
Fire Ants Bite Woman Over 1600 Times.
She Dies Of Heart Attack!
Hits Another Car WIth His Mom In It; Killing Her
it sucks to be him, but I'd rather have
him kill someone in his family than someone in someone else's
Makes Another Hit. Man Dies In Backyard Cesspool
"The more they dug, the worse the
body actually got stuck.'' said Sgt. Arthur Ahl
You Wanted To Know About Karma But Were Afraid To Ask
Most of us don't have enough equity built
up in our karma to get us out of a 21,980-foot fall. We barely
have enough built up to have our girlfriend's pregnancy test
to come out negative.
83, Killed While Driving Up To Bank Window
warning her car sped in fucking reverse, went through a guardrail
and crashed on top of another car below.
Man Dies After Falling On His Coffee Mug. Karma Suspected.
better or worse Karma is a man of very few words.
run over twice during middle-of-road temper tantrum
This is why I believe whole heartily
in corporal punishment. Spanking my child when he or she is
4 will save Karma from having to do it when they are 49.
Twins Killed in Identical Road Accidents
hate to say it ladies and gentlemen but it looks like Karma
might be losing it. God help us all
Kicks Rapist In The Face Ahh.Karma You Tricky Bastard.
Bryant got kicked in the face trying to rape what he thought
was a horse.
When You Thought It was Safe To Come Back As A Dog
The Beagle reportedly left four black
paw prints on the concrete where it was standing when it was
hit by lightning.
Eye Was Involved In Accident Which Killed A Honduran Kid Weeks
Before Her Accident.
Evidently the police weren't notified
of the accident because Lopes offered to pay all of the funeral
and medical expense
Killed When Hit by Radio-Controlled Plane
We are guessing that the sun momentarily
blinded him leaving a window of opportunity that his remote
control plane just couldn't pass up.
Kill Woman in Second Fatal Attack in 4 weeks.
Apparently, as of late these bees are
nesting in nearby houses and flat out ambushing people as they
are walking down the road.
Dies After Surgeons Set His Throat Tube on Fire With Laser
As if you needed to be reminded...Karma
is a bitch
Gets Tongue Bitten Off By Victim. Police Plan To Use His Tongue
Just When They Say Society Doesn't Have Any More Role Models
There Is No Dignity In Death
All I ask Lord is that you let me die of
something statistically feasible like everybody else?
Nets Human Head Then Dies When Snake Bites Him
The only thing worse than Karma finding
your name at the top of his list, is when Karma feels obligated
for whatever reason to give you a little foreshadowing.
You Can Really Cheat Death.
This is the first modern day miracle that I have heard since
that one dude lived for three hours after being run over and
completely cut in half by that semi-truck in that parking lot.
You Didn't Have Religion This Kind Of Shit Would Give You One!
God protects Fools and Drunks
Teen Boys Credit Karma for Saving Their Lives
"It's a good thing we were naked
when our car crashed"
struck three times by lightning. Karma's losing it.
After Kevin was struck by lightning
he immediately fell to his knees with one of those blank Wile
E. Coyote expressions on his face. Doctors found damaged tissue
in his blood - a sign that lightning, which packs 35,000 to
40,000 amps, had in fact struck him.
kkk initiation ceremony goes terribly wrong (smile)
There are people that kick puppies for a living that have enough karma built up in their account to avoid shit like this.
|Girl Sexually Assaulted In 2 Separate Attacks In 1 Day
People, I hate to break it to you but Jesus isn’t coming back. If he was coming back he would’ve then. Sorry.
|Karma strikes again: Antifag activist's son turns out homo
”We had been having sex for ages but I’d always believed I couldn’t be gay”?