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Eunuchs In India Cut Their Own Balls Off
No Wonder They Scare The Shit Out Of Me.

Elephant Tramples Man And Keeps The corpse As A Memento
Another Eight ball classic has come across the wires from India. Surprisingly, it doesn't involve the deaths of thousands
Dozens of Eunuchs Enter The Ms. World 2001 Contest. 
To the best of my knowledge Homosexuals in the western world do not remove their nuts and therefore are far superior to the Indian variety.
Man Kills Wife and Daughter Then Runs Off With Eunuch Lover
There is no such thing as the perfect heterosexual man. If you think you have one he is probably fucking a Eunuch.
India The Land of Death.
God Hate You and I Can Prove it!
Has Letterman Changed How We View India?
India will always be known as the "tragedy capital" of the solar system.
Half of Indian Women Say Taking An Ass-kicking From Your Husband is Justified Under certain circumstances...
This is an example of a cultural divide between American women and Indian Women
Eunuch Elected Mayor of Indian Town
Well we elected Bush. That is basically the same thing isn't it?
This Takes The Phrase "They All Look Alike" To Another Level.
How Else Can A Man Win A Beauty Pageant For Women?
India plans to test mega rocket in March. Barring Any Acts of God or rabid bovine attacks.
...so basically don't hold your breath
Elephants Drive Indian Villagers Into Trees…AGAIN
The locals don't want to leave their villages despite persuasion from local officials.
Mudslide Kills At Least 50 in India!
God Hates India, I am Convinced.
Don't Blame Me I Didn't Do It. I Only Report The Shit.
India Gets Fucked Up Again
India's Newest Threat, Marauding Monkeys! God Has Just Too Many Tools!
He summoned 10,000 monkeys from nowhere on your ass and you think you can win this?
India Is Fucked Again. Just As I Predicted.
Flood In India Kills 900 People.
7.9 Earthquake Hits India. No Surprise. Only 650 people Died! Now That Is News!
To further add insult to injury, an earthquake hit the United States at roughly the exact same time below Lake Erie, and as far as we know, not even a single fish got nauseous.

Monkey Adopts Puppy, Snapping the Back of Evolutionary Thought Around the World
In Bangladesh the land where God is a monkey someone's pet monkey has taken a puppy under her wing.

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