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Farmers say Chupacabras killed more than 60 of their sheep in three weeks
Local officials have told them that it was probably just wild dogs
Want Actual Proof Of UFO's? Ask the Disclosure Project
Call me back when you have a tentacle in a zip lock baggy or a redneck. I thought you said you had proof.
What The Fuck? Aliens Are Coming! Explosions In The Sky Above Australia!
All of a sudden my article about laughing at doomsayers that thought the Christmas eclipse was a sign of something isn’t so funny.
Yukon Has Record Year For UFO Sightings. Scratch That Off The Place To See List.
The last thing an Alien needs is lectures from some overweight social reject who lives in his parents basement on how they are breaking the prime directive.
I'll Be Damn. They Do Just Want Our Women!
They obviously come from an advanced civilization so they are under no illusions that a woman's looks probably won't hold up to the long trip home.
A Cow Mutilation That They Aren't Even Attempting To Explain
Do they think removing all of the entrails from a cow through a small incision on it's ass is some routine procedure that is just not readily publicized to the general public?
Senasa Claims That Rats Were Behind Cattle Mutilations
It is unclear how the rats caused the mysterious lights to appear in the sky but if they can remove all of a cows innards from a small incision on the cows ass then I am not going to put anything past them.
NASA Finds Objects on the Moon That Didn't Come From Us!
Run
Space Aliens Caught In Aerial Dogfight Over Puerto Rico
They have anti-matter ray guns. End of story. Let it go. It's over.
I'll Be Damn. They Do Just Want Our Women!
They obviously come from an advanced civilization so they are under no illusions that a woman's looks probably won't hold up to the long trip home.
Space center to exhibit 'proof of UFOs'
NASA then suggested the objects could be asteroids or comets - but this did not explain the way they appeared to move independently and make turns.
Apparently, Aliens Destroyed Space Shuttle to Save Earth
You know even if this was true, this Dr. Capers motherfucker needs to learn the fine art of being subtle. You don't break the news to the world that Zentradi have surrounded the planet and have started taking pot shots at our spacecraft so matter-of-factly.
Iraqi War Is Really A Ploy by Bush to get our hands on Iraq's Alien Technology
The last place on earth E.T. needs to crash land naked is any place where a four-legged animal is considered an all-terrain vehicle.
Researcher: If Iraq Threat Fails; Bush May Use E.T.s Instead
Skeptics fear that if hunting al-Qaeda lieutenants or the Iraqi conflict don't bring the public back around to Bush's favor he could be planning to use the excuse of a possible alien invasion to divert funding for secret projects
California Ministry Trying To Subvert Alien Invasion by Converting Hostile Aliens to Christianity
Surely if Neo could figure out the code to the Matrix Jesus can figure out how to stop a few Martians from dragging this guy by his ear into their flying saucer every night.
Chinese scientists to examine suspected ET relics
Doesn't it seem that everyone that acknowledges the evidence of ET are either paranoid conspiracy theorist or those sci-fi geeks that go off to Star Trek camps to brush up on their "conversational Klingon". I mean, where is the justice in that?

Giant Spider Aliens Are Guarding Saddam Hussein
"The parable of those who take protectors other than Allah is that of the spider, who builds to itself a house; but truly the flimsiest of houses is the spider's web; if they but knew." Quran 29:41

Are Aliens Playing Matchmaker.Or Pimp?
Of course aliens have been invovled in pimping. Do you really think that ugly dude we have all seen walking around the mall with that really goregous young girl could get that beautiful girl without a Jedi mind trick?

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