Aliens Destroyed Space Shuttle to Save Earth You know even if this was true, this
Dr. Capers motherfucker needs to learn the fine art of being
subtle. You don't break the news to the world that Zentradi
have surrounded the planet and have started taking pot shots
at our spacecraft so matter-of-factly.
scientists to examine suspected ET relics Doesn't it seem that everyone that acknowledges
the evidence of ET are either paranoid conspiracy theorist or
those sci-fi geeks that go off to Star Trek camps to brush up
on their "conversational Klingon". I mean, where is
the justice in that?
Spider Aliens Are Guarding Saddam Hussein "The parable of those who take
protectors other than Allah is that of the spider, who builds
to itself a house; but truly the flimsiest of houses is the
spider's web; if they but knew." Quran 29:41
Aliens Playing Matchmaker.Or Pimp? Of course aliens have been invovled
in pimping. Do you really think that ugly dude we have all
seen walking around the mall with that really goregous young
girl could get that beautiful girl without a Jedi mind trick?