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Papa
Shango
What we in the west would call a witch doctor.
Despite being told by western trained and educated medicine men that he isn't qualified to hold a stethoscope he consistently out performs us in treating diseases with concoctions made up of frog spit, tree bark and lizard shit that we wouldn't come near without donning high-tech space suits.


Pederasty
The desire to anally rape prepubescent children.
One of the four sexual perversions that should get you shot on sight.
(see Anthropophgy, Necrophilia and Piqurer)


Penal System
A place in a free society where the conditions of your confinement and the duration of your stay is completely relative to the justice you could afford.


Piqurer
Those get sexually aroused from stabbing people with a small object in crowds.
One of the four sexual perversions that should get you shot on sight.
(see Anthropophgy, Necrophilia and Pederasty)


pomosexual

These are homosexuals who are tired of being called names so they try to cleverly disguise themselves behind the argument that society should be beyond using labels such as heterosexual and homosexual to identify sexual preference.


Prehistoric
The exact amount of time we are talking about here varies depending on who you ask. Scientists will give you one number. Theologians will give you another number but as far as I can figure, we are talking about the time between when God said “let there be light” and Adam’s gravely inbred progeny stopped eating each other long enough to learn how to read and write.


 
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