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Heaven
Originally a concept created to ease thanatophobics into death. Now because of all of the stipulations and circumstances that have to be met in order to be accepted into heaven, whatever comfort it used to bring people looking into the face of certain death is gone and in modern times has been replaced with the morphine drip.


Hypocrite

One who privately partakes in what one publicly regards with utter contempt. Generally considered to be in the top 5 of the worst things you can be, in part because outside of insisting that you're not a Jew while the Gestapo are kicking your front door down, being a hypocrite is entirely unnecessary.

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