RAW DOGMA                                                                       written by Nkrumah Steward
Sometimes two penises aren’t better than one

India: the place that brought us Cyclops last week today brings us a story of a 24-year-old Indian businessman from Uttar Pradesh that admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital to have one of his two completely functioning penises removed so he could have a normal sex life.
"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the Times of India quoted a surgeon as saying.
Two fully functioning penises huh?
Once again, in America I think you could find a woman that would tell you that having a normal sex life with two cocks is more than possible.
I’m not saying that American women are total freaks.
I am just saying that American women are rather imaginative. They don’t get fazed by things like that. Especially things like that.
They might even save you a few thousand bucks.
I don’t know what it is about foreign women and how peculiar they are about cocks.
I remember doing an article about some African women wanting a divorce from her husband because his dick was too big.
I bet you could search through the analogs of American Divorces and never find that cited as a reason for ending a marriage in any state in the union.
We could all make the mistake of assuming that India also has the birth defect market cornered like they do the natural disaster market, but I don’t think that would be fair to say.
There are 1 billion people living in India.
If diphallus occurs in one in every 5.5 million men India and China would have most of the cases the world over.
The problem is that you don’t hear about these types of birth defects happening in China.
That is the snag in the logic.
How come there aren’t a bunch of two headed, conjoined, four legged kids running around China like they are in rural India?
I am sure they happen, but you just don’t hear about them.
Maybe that is the big red machine working like it’s supposed to, but I don’t know.
Maybe that is what you spend most of your time doing if you work in tourism and public relations for China, suppressing all of the stories of two headed, Cyclops, conjoined at the ass.
Well if that is the case then they need to let that guy cut a few places ahead in the bread line because he is doing a damn good job.
India sure could use a guy like that on their side.
I can’t believe that India is making a killing on tourism. 90% of the people going to India are going back to visit their families.
A little information suppression could do wonders for them.
They should start with stories like this.

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