Is it possible that we as a society have actually forgotten what female breasts are for?
Seriously. I know that sounds silly, but have we?
Or as Americans, with our natural in the closet approach to sex, did we really not know what they are for in the first place?
Have we become so accustomed to seeing women massaging penises or suffocating men’s with them in our pornography that we actually think that is what breasts are there for?
I mean, there isn’t a plastic surgeon in America that is going to tell you that he needs to slide a 10 pound bag of saline under your chest muscle to increase your milk production.
But that is what they are there for right? Breasts are for food.
Baby Talk Magazine put a picture of a woman breastfeeding a child on their cover and the magazine was inundated with letters from people who saw the cover who told them that it was inappropriate to have a baby breastfeeding on the cover.
"I was SHOCKED to see a giant breast on the cover of your magazine," one person wrote. "I immediately turned the magazine face down," wrote another. "Gross," said a third.
The idea I guess is that female breasts are sexual, period.
Like I said, I am all about a titty fuck, but I do realize that those udders do have another purpose.
What exactly is so gross about a baby eating anyway?
"I'm totally supportive of it — I just don't like the flashing," said Gayle Ash, of Belton, Texas, in a telephone interview. "I don't want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn't want to see."
What we really need is a medical historian to go on the record of how many recorded cases there have been in the world of a man or woman for that matter that have gone blind from seeing a tit.
Baby Talk editor Susan Kane said "There's a huge Puritanical streak in Americans," she says, "and there's a squeamishness about seeing a body part — even part of a body part."
You can say that again.
But what is funny is that as puritanical as Americans are, we are the world leaders in the production and purchasing of pornography and sex related merchandise.
No one even comes close.
We have sex earlier and more often than anyone else in the world.
So our puritanical reactions only seem to bubble up to the surface in public arenas, where others can see us.
Behind closed doors we are freaks.
But since we obviously understand how to use a wide variety of devices when it comes to placing them in, on or around our body parts, how come women can’t just pump the milk out of their breasts and just have a bottle ready and waiting for the kid if he gets hungry while they are in the middle of a Walmart?
I mean can someone tell why it has to come right from the tit? I mean does it have to be on tap?
This seems like a very simple issue to solve. Women bottle your breast milk ahead of time, the baby still gets to eat and men won't go spontaneously blind by seeing a breast flop out that they weren't prepared for.
Eyeful of breast-feeding mom sparks outrage, Associated Press, July 27, 2006
The Sweet Science of Titties Atlantians knew that there was nothing sexy about Chimpanzee titties or Chimpanzee teeth. But teeth are functional, titties are cosmetic. There was a tremendous upside there and they took advantage of it.