RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
new species of ferocious giant ape discovered in Congo
"raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
|Scientist have discovered a new Giant ape in the northern portion of the Democratic Republic of Congo.
According to the “natives” in the area, this ape has a particularly aggressive disposition. I do believe the word that they used was “ferocious” and that the natives had even witnessed them killing lions before.
So far only Primatologist Shelly Williams has actually seen them.
Or should I say, she is the only “westerner” to have seen them. Therefore she is the only one who has seen them that counts.
Natives see them all of the time. They are the ones that told her that they kill lions.
Native people, as in people who come from villages could see the finger of God reach down from the heavens and drag itself across the ground creating a 7 mile gorge between these apes and an entire village sparing them from being eaten by an entire clan of these Giant gorillas and we act like it “doesn’t count” until someone from the west sees it.
Well not only did she see them but she had the presence of mind to capture it on video.
But it wasn’t without risk.
"Four suddenly came rushing out of the bush towards me," she told New Scientist. "If this had been a bluff charge, they would have been screaming to intimidate us. These guys were quiet. And they were huge. They were coming in for the kill. I was directly in front of them, and as soon as they saw my face, they stopped and disappeared."
Apparently scientists have viewed the video, confirmed its authenticity, eliminated the possibility that these are really "Big Foots" and have come up with three theories for their existence.
1) They are a new species of ape entirely.
2) They are just giant chimpanzees that are really confused about who and what they are and think they are gorillas.
3) They are some kind of half-breed product of gorillas mating with chimpanzees.
Pick any theory you like but the one thing that seems to be for certain, these must be mighty ugly apes.
Anytime someone from the scientific community starts suggesting something that they haven’t seen before is a “hybrid” of something, that should be taken as politically correct scientific speak for being for "unsightly".
One of the problems is that these apes are located smack dab in the middle of, well you guessed it, a lawless area of Africa.
"This is a lawless area," says Kenyan-based Swiss photographer Karl Ammann, who told Primatologist Shelly Williams about the apes.
"The government has practically no control over hunting. If we found something interesting it would attract more investment. People would be more interested in conserving it."
The only reason this ape is still alive is because since no one has ever seen one until now, they wouldn't be able to make coats, belts and house shoes out of them and sell them to anyone.
Well that is until now.
Define LAWLESS and then tell me why it wouldn't happen.