To coin the NBA, I love this game.
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas has been “my game” since I first bought it. Now I don’t fancy myself as some kind of gamer. To be honest, I still play Ms. Packman everyday.
But I really got into this one.
Actually I admit I like adult games. I like games made for adults. I don’t need the sex, I don’t need the over the top violence, but I don’t really care for games that are dumbed down to appeal to the younger demographic.
Wait, I don’t think that came out right.
Screwing your video game girlfriend doesn’t make the game for me, but having that option can put it over the top. I don’t know, I am just weird like that. That is why porn has never really been the end all for me. Sure I love it. I have nothing bad to say about it, but I have always enjoyed sex scenes in a real movie that has an actual plot and a writer over sex in a porn film.
I have always been this way.
Even when I was in middle school and I was reading comic books every single weekend after I got back from the Eye of Agamotto comic book store in downtown Ann Arbor, I didn’t need to see Superman fucking Wonder Woman to enjoy the book, but if he did, it would have been that much more interesting.
Sex and violence to me are seasoning to a meal, it loses something when it is the meal.
I can’t watch a movie, play a video game or read a book where its nothing but violence and sex, but if you have a decent story to go along with it, you might just be appalled at the level of violence and gratuitous sex that I can appreciate.
Well depending on who you talk to Grand Theft Auto San Andreas actually has a pornographic mini-game inside of it called “Hot Coffee” that can be opened up by pressing “R2, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left”.
Now the author of the mod, well he says that his modification merely unlocks what was already present in the code.
"…with this mod you will be able to unlock the uncensored interactive sex-games with your girlfriend in San Andreas. Rockstar built all this stuff in the game, but decided to disable it in their final release for unknown reasons. And now this mod enables these sex-games again, so now you can enjoy the full experience."
Although this part of the game was inaccessible to the public, I guess that doesn’t matter if all it takes to unlock it is to flip one little censor flag in the script.
Rockstar is saying that they never made the Hot Coffee game and that "the work of the mod community is beyond the scope of either publishers or the ESRB."
Well the ESRB or the people that rate these video games are really looking into this because a lot of watchdog groups are saying that they aren’t giving out enough Adult Ratings to these video games and just slapping M or Mature ratings on them so that they can be sold to a wider audience.
Now GTA San Andreas is adult. There is no doubt about it. Now I am also aware that I am not a gamer. I am sure some of you out there that are could probably name five or six games right off the top of your heads that are worse than GTA San Andreas, but just because there are games out there that are worse doesn’t mean that GTA San Andreas shouldn’t warrant an AO or Adult Only rating.
I mean when you are fucking a prostitutes in the game, although you don’t see anything, the controller vibrates when you are orgasming what more do you need to know?
But once again, in America a game that is about killing human beings, albeit gang members, doesn’t cause as much flap as when people find out that you can do a code and actually fuck your girlfriend.
Somehow that seems backwards.