RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
|Hindus convinced their bovinophilia can cure all
I like the idea of alternative medicine. I really do. I like to keep my options open. I have never been convinced that pharmaceutical companies haven’t been more concerned about treating the symptoms than curing the disease, if you know what I mean? The private sector is all about turning a profit. There is no money in curing diseases.
Right now I enjoy living, but I really don’t have much to live for right now, if that makes any sense?
What I mean is that if I am diagnosed as having some super drug resistant strand of forehead cancer anytime soon, I am not a candidate for someone who is going to spend his life savings scouring the earth looking for alternative ways of healing my forehead.
I don’t have any children.
No dependents. I have a dog and a cat who will adjust rather quickly if I am gone. I am sure I’ll be missed, but so far life hasn’t really been all that it was hyped up to be. Actually I have a little bone to pick with the agent that sold me on this “come back to earth and live as a black man in America from 1972 – 2037” package that I bought.
Let’s just say there have been lots of disappointments and not all of them have been related to missed opportunities and exaggerated expectations.
Not to mention a lot of extra work that I hadn't intended on being on my plate once I got here.
If natural death came for me tomorrow I would be cool with it.
And if I were to die tomorrow the first thing I would do is report that rebirth agent.
Hindus have the market cornered with alternative medicines.
Unfortunately everything they make is made of the same ingredients, cow urine and cow dung.
And with cow waste, Hindus claim to be able to cure things that we haven’t even heard of yet.
Hindus believe they haven’t seen a disease yet that cow urine or cow shit can’t lick.
They are selling goratna or cow products which range from everything from toothpaste to detergents to skin-whitening creams and all of them are made from cow piss and or cow shit, take your pick.
They all claim to cure everything from baldness, obesity, and even bad breath.
A few years ago when India and Pakistan were having their pissing contest they were even claiming that cow shit would protect people from nuclear fallout.
They have Sanjivani Ark, which is a liquid medicine that cures cancer, hysteria, and irregular periods.
They even have a “multi-utility pill” that cures everything from diabetes to piles to “ladies’ diseases.”
Now if someday I am a father or a husband and I have people actually counting on me being around and I get some terrible plague like affliction maybe I will flip for a ticket to one of these places to see if I can find a witch doctor to hold a dead chicken over me and chant a few incarnations.
But the last place I am going to go is India. I might be all about alternative medicine but I think they did their argument a disservice by letting me know what was in it.