RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
|Oklahoma schools evidently overrun with lesbians
Some things you know couldn’t be true otherwise it would be all over the internet.
For example, if extra-terrestrials were making as many routine landings as some people believe that they do in the American south west, mpegs of that shit would be all over the internet.
I mean I have found practically everything on the internet at one time or another. I have found everything from videos of high school girls who have made nude video pleas begging the boy of their dreams to dump their girlfriends for them to two girls just beating the shit out of each other in the hallways after gym class.
If someone has put something to digital media it has made it on the internet or it is on its way.
Something as crazy as unquestioned rampant lesbianism at a public school, unless there weren’t any boys there at all, that would be all over someone’s blog.
In the day and age of affordable digital technology in the hands of the common man, it doesn’t take much to turn anyone with a steady hand one good eye in to the second coming of the guy that lucked out and filmed Rodney King getting beat down.
Can you believe that Rodney King was 12 years ago? Wow. My life is passing me by so fast that I am actually noticing it slip away.
That can’t be good.
Republican Senate candidate in Oklahoma Tom Coburn said that there is such rampant lesbianism in some schools in the state of Oklahoma, that teachers only allow one girl to go to the bathroom at a time.
Now come on. If that were true that would be as well documented on the internet as Bush wearing that wire in the first presidential debate.
The remark by Republican Tom Coburn during his 2004 campaign drew a skeptical response from state educators... In the tape released by the campaign of Brad Carson, the Democratic candidate, Coburn says a campaign worker from Coalgate told him that 'lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?' ... The comment came at a town hall meeting in Hugo on Aug. 31 and was taped by a Democratic campaign worker."
This can’t even be close to possibly being true. That is, unless this school he was talking about doubled as a girl’s softball team camp or something.
I had a girl friend of mine quit her college softball team because she wouldn’t stop getting harassed by all of the dykes on the team. It was exactly like how that guy in Madonna’s dance troop in that film Truth of Dare was getting constantly harassed by her dancers for not being gay.
But then again, come on, you are a dancer. You’d think you would be used to being around gay men. Especially if you were actually good enough to be paid to dance on stage with Madonna.
Madonna isn’t known for surrounding herself with the most masculine motherfuckers. Look at Dennis Rodman. Madonna fucked him a few times and he ended up wearing a dress to a book signing.
Do you think if Madonna had fucked 50 Cent he would be at the Vibe Awards the next month wearing a dress.
I don’t think so.
To a conservative the world is always heading in one direction, and that direction is to shit.
”How is it that that’s happened to us?”
I’ve got a better question Mr. Coburn, the question is not how can rampant lesbianism escape the eyes of God but how can rampant lesbianism anywhere escape the Internet.