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Tourist Sentenced for 6 years hard labor Jailed for Oral Sex
"raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com
A German tourist who pleaded guilty to having oral sex performed on him in Zambia saw leniency from a judge when he was sentenced to sex years in jail with hard labor.
Six years of hard labor?
Who the fuck was sucking his dick the judges daughter?
Wolfgang Seifarth, 65, was expected to appeal the sentence but when the Magistrate calls oral sex "a gross abomination against Zambian laws" that tells me two things.
One, Wolfgang better get used to breaking rocks.
And secondly, I take this as proof that the world isn't entirely based on a patriarchal set of laws and rules because those words in reference to getting a blow job are not the words of a human male. Anyone with a cock, straight or gay, has absolutely no problem whatsoever having their cock in someone's mouth. They might have sexual preferences but the basic principle is sound.
``This has to stop. You are now sentenced to six years (in jail) with labor,'' Magistrate Aloysius Mapate said, adding that he had been lenient because Wolfgang was a first offender.
Damn what kind of sentence would he get if he was a habitual offender like me?
``Customs of other countries, which are an abomination here, must not be allowed to be practiced by tourists or anybody,'' Mapate added.
A 22-year-old Zambian woman, Pumulo Mbangweta, who performed the sex act on him in a bush near Mazabuka, was not charged, according to court records.
Damn, I was just joking about it being his daughter.
Shit, it probably was.
same difference
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This is all you need to know about everything you need to know about this.

source: Ananova
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