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Moses was the product of incestuous inbreeding
Crashland Naked by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8bm

"And Amram took him Jochebed his father's sister to wife; and she bare him Aaron and Moses: and the years of the life of Amram were an hundred and thirty and seven years." (Exod 6:20)
Maybe there were “other reasons” for Moses being placed in that basket and pushed down the Nile River besides Pharaoh killing all the male Jewish children in Egypt.
Maybe it had something to do with his cleft lip, is abnormal tolerance for pain and the fact that his eyes were permanently cross-eyed.
That kinda tops the list of things that people conveniently fail to mention.
But it kinda explains why the Egyptian royal family took one look at Moses and took him in as one of his own.
The Egyptian Pharaonic lineage was one of the most inbred royal lineages in human history, if anyone with a cleft lip and an oblong forehead could fit in some place it would there.
They probably lifted Moses out of that basket and saw how much longer one of his legs was compared to the other and figured he had to be one of their own.
What’s kinda unfair is that if it was someone like Judas’ who was the product of incest, you know that would be common knowledge.
But Charleston Heston? He was the product of incest? You know where that kinda information goes, not just in the closet but right underneath the closet.
What I have always wondered was how come Moses needed to be pushed in a basket to escape being beheaded by Pharaoh but Aaron didn’t.
What did Pharaoh only did the male Jewish children for a weekend?
Maybe the real story behind why he did that was that Pharaoh was trying to cut down on how many homozygotes were running around in Egypt at the time.
For those of you that don’t know what a homozygote is, a homozygote is a gay zygote.
Just kidding.
A homozygote is an organism that has the same alleles at a particular gene locus on homologous chromosomes.
Don’t feel bad. All that mean means nothing to me either.
It’s just at theory. But it does add to the impression, whether right or wrong that incest and homosexuality back in the ancient world was off the hook.
So let’s see, Moses’ grandfather was also his mother’s brother…,
That means that his grandfather was also his uncle…

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